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Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterated 

The way you feel after something preposterous is done.
"I am so Preposterated!"
Preposterated by silversquirrel August 25, 2009

preposterone 

Power Thirst now comes in women! With preposterous amount of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE! - Power Thirst II
preposterone by formotherrussia December 24, 2007

Preposterpotamus 

1. An adjective describing an enormously preposterous statement.

2. A person who makes an enormously preposterous statement.

3. A preposterously enormous hippopotamus.
Billy: "Justin Bieber is super hecka fly."
Jim: "Fuck you! That's preposterpotamus!"

Billy: "Leno is so much funnier than Conan."
Jim: "Fuck you! You're a preposterpotamus."

Jim: "Holy shit that is one preposterously large hippo...a preposterpotamus...."

preposterous 

adjective meaning something that is absoloutely absurd and/or doesn't make sense.
The website preposterous.ca doesn't make any sense!
It's preposterous.
preposterous by lurker August 14, 2004

Preposterous Battle 

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.
"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.