Noun. Accidentally clicking "send" in an email or text before one has completed it or finished editing it, resulting in a less satisfying or embarrassing experience for both sender and receiver. At best, results in confusing truncated messages or typos; at worst, results in social, economic or political suicide.
When trolling for a booty call late at night, Andrew forwards the same text to multiple women. He frequently suffers from premature sendulation, accidentally leaving the wrong woman's name in the text and ensuring instant rejection.
Caitlin didn't realize she'd committed premature sendulation when she sent an email thread to her manager without stripping some choice words about her boss from the thread. She was fired.
Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator
Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)
Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"
Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"
Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.