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Premature etextulation 

When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.
George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.

premature etextulation 

It's when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you're done writing it.
I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.

premature extextulation 

Hey, sorry about that premature extextulation. I hit send by mistake.

Premature Etextulation 

Hitting send on a text message before you finish typing the message.
Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?

Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.

Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
Premature Etextulation by bizmike October 24, 2012

premature etextulation 

When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.
I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.
premature etextulation by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009

Premature etextulation 

When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!
Why did I send that? I just had a premature etextulation!