premature eclickulation
premature eclickulation by talespinner November 3, 2011
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premature-eclickulation
Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.
In reference to: premature-ejackulation.
In reference to: premature-ejackulation.
premature-eclickulation by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005
premature eclackulation
When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
premature eclackulation by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011
Premature Clickulation
When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.
I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
Premature Clickulation by llenzini28 December 7, 2010
Premature echeckulation
When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Premature echeckulation by Julicles October 21, 2013
premature eblockulation
When you think someone has blocked you on iMessage, but it turns out that they were just in the woods without signal, so the message just hasn’t been delivered yet and you realize later that you weren’t blocked like a chud.
I tried to text my girl, who is currently angry at me, when she was out camping and the message didn’t deliver so I thought I got a case of premature eblockulation.
premature eblockulation by Sir Chivalrous August 10, 2026
premature eblockulation
When you think someone has blocked you on iMessage, but it turns out that they were just in the woods without signal, so the message just hasn’t been delivered yet and you realize later that you weren’t blocked like a chud.
I tried to text my girl, who is currently angry at me, when she was out camping and the message didn’t deliver so I thought I got a case of premature eblockulation.
premature eblockulation by Sir Chivalrous August 10, 2026
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