premature eclickulation
premature eclickulation by talespinner November 3, 2011
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premature-eclickulation
Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.
In reference to: premature-ejackulation.
In reference to: premature-ejackulation.
premature-eclickulation by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005
premature eclackulation
When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
premature eclackulation by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011
Premature Clickulation
When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.
I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
Premature Clickulation by llenzini28 December 7, 2010
Premature echeckulation
When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Premature echeckulation by Julicles October 21, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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