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prank caller 

someone who calls people just to mess with them. usually targets business, less talented prankers target residences by calling, and then hanging up when someone answers. The Comedy Central show Crank Yankers is about real-life prank calls, acted out by puppets.
Hey, let's call Moe's!!

Whoa man, i'm no prank caller!
prank caller by clarise December 23, 2005

Prankcaller 

Everybody has fallen victim of this vermin, they tormented you in any point in your life. They are classified as such:

1- A disgrunted company employee, who relieves his/her stress by cursing his/her employeers after a day of humiliation, through the phone. Such individual can't afford to lose his/her job for cursing a douchebag in person.

2- Some 17yr kid, understandable

3- Some 34yr loser who still lives with his parents and pranks old people, young people and whoever gets in his mind. They usually do this, in a Saturday night, because they got no life. The cure for this type of scum is calling them back, when unexpected and prank call them, use a lot of profanity, for more results, at the end when they ask you "who are you?" mention that you are the one who is banging their girlfriend.
Cool dude/gal: Yo
Asshole Prankcaller: Yeah, Is this ...........
Cool dude/gal:Yeah
Asshole: you had been schedule to an interview at the train stop, come tomorrow, you are gonna see a lot of people at the interview. " after they hang up" jajajajajaja that dude/gal is an asshole.
Cool dude/gal: Im one get him... cool dude/gal finds out the asshole.

3 days later
Jamaican man hired by cool dude/gal: Yo is this ( asshole name)
Asshole: Yes
Jamaican man: Ya bumboclaat, pussyclaat, rassclaat!!!!
Asshole: who you??
Jamaican man: Ya a big pussyhole, stop calling my bloodclaat phone ya hear, or Im gonna fuck you up!!!!
Asshole: "scared" who you??? who you??? OMG How did u get this number??
Jamaican Man: Ya wanna know who I am?? Im fucking your girlfriend, mothafucka, thats who I am
Asshole: Fuck You

Asshole stops calling, everybody is happy ever after
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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