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prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.
Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
by scodder May 19, 2010
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