Practically Spooning Share definition Flag When two people are almost, or sort of spooning, they are said to be 'practically spooning'. Tor wished he could spoon her, but practically spooning was as far as he could get. Practically Spooning by 10manbandit February 4, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Practically Spooning mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch