Pourn

1. a false past participle of pour, spoken among ill-educated ignoramuses who habitually participate in incestuous orgies.

2. a false spelling variation of porn, often spelt among Yanks who attempt to give a British façade (note the -our).

Person 1: Have you ever pourn a glass of puréed penis upon your penis?
Person 2: Pourn?! Do you prod your johnny up your sister’s cunt?

Person 1 on MSN: Lol! I am looking at pourn.
Person 2 on MSN: Pourn?! Lol! You’re a stupid Yank!

by Tbl Cyka June 22, 2009

Pourn

pourn;

the word describes a particular situation in which a person obtains a pornhub subscription, and unfortunately loses it once their parents find out how much a virgin they are. They will mourn the loss of their porn, therefore creating the word pourn (a mixture of mourn and porn) to describe their struggles.

example; I’ll be pourning for the next few days , just leave me here to pourn

by Amazingmoox August 1, 2018

pourn

it's mostly like the past tense of "pour" except for it's better than "poured" and should only be used with, like, a helper verb... like "had" or "have" or something. pretty much only a few people, mostly florida crackers, say it like that. wisconsinites definitely don't, and make fun of us for it.

I have pourn a lot of drinks in my life, but i've never spilt even a single one.

by Big Petowski December 9, 2005

Pourning

Any time before 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

See: Drafternoon

I think we need to start drinking early; how about we have an early pourning?

by d erm ave February 7, 2009

pourne

When you defind porn wrong or you are a fuckin British person.

I spelled porn as pourne so i am a dumb fuck.

by Bob April 9, 2005

Pourning

to be in a period of mourning after a beloved porn star has died.

I heard Marylin Chambers died and I was instantly "pourning" the loss.

by kitv April 13, 2009