Pourn

1. a false past participle of pour, spoken among ill-educated ignoramuses who habitually participate in incestuous orgies.

2. a false spelling variation of porn, often spelt among Yanks who attempt to give a British façade (note the -our).

Person 1: Have you ever pourn a glass of puréed penis upon your penis?
Person 2: Pourn?! Do you prod your johnny up your sister’s cunt?

Person 1 on MSN: Lol! I am looking at pourn.
Person 2 on MSN: Pourn?! Lol! You’re a stupid Yank!

by Tbl Cyka June 22, 2009

Pourn

pourn;

the word describes a particular situation in which a person obtains a pornhub subscription, and unfortunately loses it once their parents find out how much a virgin they are. They will mourn the loss of their porn, therefore creating the word pourn (a mixture of mourn and porn) to describe their struggles.

example; I’ll be pourning for the next few days , just leave me here to pourn

by Amazingmoox August 1, 2018

pourn

it's mostly like the past tense of "pour" except for it's better than "poured" and should only be used with, like, a helper verb... like "had" or "have" or something. pretty much only a few people, mostly florida crackers, say it like that. wisconsinites definitely don't, and make fun of us for it.

I have pourn a lot of drinks in my life, but i've never spilt even a single one.

by Big Petowski December 10, 2005

cog porn

Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.

"I watched so much cog porn I thought I was in a real bathhouse."

by unkledadi April 9, 2023

porn mooch

1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.

2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.

Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!

Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?

by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

identity porn

A fanfic motif (mainly associated with the superhero genre) where one or more characters, in a relationship, use secret identities or aliases. The character without a secret identity may be the one attempting to arrest the other or play the damsel in distress. Its also relevant for a superhero x villain ship, where neither the villain or the hero know that they're dating their worst enemy. Despite its name it doesn't always need a sexual component.

"That scene in Spiderman 2 with Peter and Osborne is so good! When Osborne takes off Peters mask; the identity porn kills me everytime."

by haunted typewriter February 13, 2022

Porn Hub

The reason someone invented the clear history button.

I went on Porn Hub last night cuz I was feeling horny so now I have nothing in my history.

by Ecclesiastes II July 18, 2018