Pounched

Verb: To "Pounch" The act of a woman enticingly dancing backward onto your groin-al region. From a mixture of Pouncing and crouching

Dude, when we were in that club last night that cougar totally "Pounched" me

by Geoff Grisgald January 26, 2011

Punched Lasagne

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011

Three-hole Punched

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007

Punched Lasagna

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.

That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.

by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010

Slush-punched

a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the glass until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. Usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.

I tried to finish that last Daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.

by Boner VonBonerstein February 26, 2015

geek punched

Becoming embarrassed for something or someone to whom you are not connected.

When the woman fell and dropped her groceries, I got totally geek punched.

by Ace Fantagious October 2, 2017