pouche

pussy-douche
Stop being such a pouche
by thugmuffin22 November 06, 2009
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pouche

pouche is a sophisticated word for twat or cooter. Created accidentally, pouche rolls off the tongue and is fun to say!! Have fun pouches!!
Cassie is a f!@#in' pouche!!!
by --Meghan June 14, 2007
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pouche

Anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.
Boy: "I have time to write this urban DICTIONARY entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f'ng lunch service."
by dac0811 March 26, 2010
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Pouche

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.



Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 12, 2009
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pouched

Getting Drunk, being Drunk
I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!
by PouchMaster1 March 26, 2011
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pouches

interj.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.
by daniel chen January 03, 2004
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Pouch

A small pouch of tobacco that come in tins for the purpose of dipping. There are about 10 pouches in a tin.
Skoal, a popular smokeless tobacco brand makes a tasty citrus pouch.
by Steven Robinson August 20, 2008
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