potato pro 

someone who is a profoessional at screwing potatoes.

look at the way he holds that potato, he is such a potato pro.

potato pro by scooter wilson June 19, 2010

Protective Potato Mode 

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

Protective Potato Mode by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020

potatophobia 

The fear of potatoes

I have potatophobia

potatophobia by Hagsb3ufb February 24, 2018

potatopoii 

discord user potatopoii#0001 has a gigantic 48cm (19 inch) penis and he’s admin with allah cat on the best discord anarchy server (discord.gg/HTu8KcSK37)

obama: look it’s potatopoii i heard he’s admin on the best anarchy server and he has a gigantic penis

barley: *cries* my anarchy server good too and i too have big 3 cm penis :’(

potatopoii by barley2837 April 24, 2021

potatocromo 

It’s is an addiction to potatoes often happens when spoken about potatoes to much

I have potatocromo or do you know what potatocromo is?

potatocromo by Potato and ponies November 30, 2021

Potatobrown

A living potato that is illegal to cook, it has limbs to roam freely on places and post comments on anime websites. Potatobrown is believed to be neither male nor female and especially is not a simp!

Some people says that Potatobrown rules a land somewhere that degenerates live peacefully.

Potatobrown by Lmaookayfine February 9, 2021

potatopoly 

A cartelly thing but for perfect potatoes for French fries

I think a potatopoly exists.

potatopoly by Broke Prophet February 2, 2022