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A man's bulge in his pants. A word generally used incognito between friends whilst in public, after noticing a rather large (or small) bulge.
"Wow...he has a big potato".
"Omg, that guy has no potato at all".
by Muckked Up January 03, 2014
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deliciously tasty spud
dude 1 : hey what's that?
dude 2 : a potato
dude 1 : AWESOME
by emich December 29, 2009
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According to Youtubers, something you can take a picture with.
Quick! Take a picture of me!

Augh, I forgot the potato!
by Red Le November 13, 2011
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The only edible plant that will grow during a mini-ice age. Means of surviving a inhospitable environment.
Man, his friends are cold; glad I brought a potato with me.
If it wasn't for my pug companion, I'd have to be my own potato.
by Br&t August 02, 2015
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Jess: Bro is dat a potato
Cooper: Bloody oath it is m8
by Oldm8 August 19, 2015
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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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