potato

A shitty and slow electronic device

Guy 1: My computer can't run League of Legends, it always lags so much!

Guy 2: Your computer's a fucking potato.

by atuewio324651 July 26, 2023

potato

The best thing on the face of the earth. The potato brought us French fries, Mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, and so much more!

Man, that's one awesome potato

by DaPotato1 March 17, 2016

potato

According to Youtubers, something you can take a picture with.

Quick! Take a picture of me!

Augh, I forgot the potato!

by Red Le November 13, 2011

potato

deliciously tasty spud

dude 1 : hey what's that?
dude 2 : a potato
dude 1 : AWESOME

by emich December 29, 2010

potato

short for the word potato-head

hey did you hear about the new mayor getting elected?
huh, what mayor?
Mayor Gay Lord who transferred power from former Mayor Jenny Talls
OHHH, I'm a potato

by EL SEXO GRATIS September 17, 2023

potato

what the entire population of the internet identifies as. a fricking potato.

a: potatoes are cool
b: thanks for the compliment bro
a: what do you mean lol
b: im a potato, so by saying potatoes are cool, you're saying that im cool, which is a compliment directed to me.

by a potato on the internet ._. May 14, 2021

potato

A person who represents the basic characteristics of a potato; small, round, and bland.

"That fat little potato is boring the hell out of me."

"Look at that girl she is such a potato."

by Mieshamoo February 2, 2012