potato

According to Youtubers, something you can take a picture with.

Quick! Take a picture of me!

Augh, I forgot the potato!

by Red Le November 13, 2011

potato

deliciously tasty spud

dude 1 : hey what's that?
dude 2 : a potato
dude 1 : AWESOME

by emich December 29, 2010

potato

noun:
- big, fat, unmoving object

verb:
- to lounge around and do nothing

"I feel like a potato"
"I have been potatoing this entire quarantine"

by Bobofats July 14, 2020

potato

The best thing on the face of the earth. The potato brought us French fries, Mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, and so much more!

Man, that's one awesome potato

by DaPotato1 March 17, 2016

potato

A person who represents the basic characteristics of a potato; small, round, and bland.

"That fat little potato is boring the hell out of me."

"Look at that girl she is such a potato."

by Mieshamoo February 2, 2012

potato

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.

"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"

by shtfacedbeaver April 3, 2007

potato

potatoes are good
french fries

potatoes are wonderful !

by BarryAllenIsNotAGoldfish August 3, 2020