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POTATO IS AN ADORABLE LOVING PERSON WHO DESERVES BETTER DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY. THEY ARE LOVEABLE AND AN ALL AROUND AMAZING PERSON. THEY ARE ALSO SMART AND THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST HUSBANDO.
β€œOMG POTATO IS SO CUTE!”

β€œOMG HOW KIND POTATO IS!”
β€œWHAT A PERFECT HUSBANDO POTATO IS!”
by Shi-knows January 20, 2019
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The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p
MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!
by Blitzs November 14, 2012
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an acronym for People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-one Online. On dating sites, chatrooms and social network, a potato will often present himself or herself as younger than his or her actual age.
Jess is a second-year university student who met a cute guy online. His profile picture looked like Bradley Cooper, and he was listed as twenty-two years old. When she met him in person, he was almost forty and looked very different from his picture. She found a real POTATO.
by D.S. Credito March 25, 2015
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A root vegetable. For some reason, a popular subject in Flash cartoons.

Can be boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew.

Can be given to the girl you love as a way of saying "I have many ways in which I show my love for you, and it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you." Doesn't always work. Better than roses because roses are just a way of saying, "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance."

Sometimes acts rather strange, repeating its name over and over, hopping around on a pogo stick, and saying "Chips!" shortly after unexpectedly being turned into fries.
What's taters, precious?
Po-ta-toes!
Po-ta-toes!
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!


Pooootato, potato, potato.


NefClock: Roses? No, dude, you should give her a potato.
OmniClock: A potato? Why?
Nef: Well, there are a lot of reasons. Roses only last, like, a couple of weeks, and that is if you leave them in water. And they really only exist to be pretty, so that's like saying "My love for you is transitory, and based solely on your appearance." But, a potato! Potatoes last forever. Not only will it not rot, but it actually grows stuff. There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that is like saying, "I have many ways in which I show my love for you." Potatoes may not look much, but they're still awesome. So that is like saying, "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you."
by Shivers October 28, 2004
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A lazy person who doesn't do much and just sits around. A couch potato but without necessarily being on a couch.
Hannah, are you being a bed-potato again? League of Angels?
by itikky March 16, 2016
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