This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires
3 men a
dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the
dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his
head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her
single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her
arse, rubs a pineapple on her
clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.
A :
Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.
A : That's fucked up, you need
help.
B : It helps me sleep.
A : You sick fuck.
Don't talk to me.
