Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

by CarrieWhite January 10, 2015

Docking Port

The female sexual organs; or the vagina.

The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".

Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.

Person 2: Damn dude, nice!

by -=117=- July 21, 2008

port docking

Defecating in a woman's vagina.

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."

by Psyeraph October 08, 2014