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Port Alberni Docking 

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.
We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

Docking Port 

The female sexual organs; or the vagina.

The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".
Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.

Person 2: Damn dude, nice!
Docking Port by -=117=- August 17, 2008