pornosseur
A conosseur of porn
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Pornosaurus is a mythical dinosaur which appears on late night german TV and has sex with desperate women, also he has a lime-green ejaculate, which shock many, especially with the volume and colour of substance produced.
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pornoisseur
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments on porn, particularly one of hard core, or in matters of perversion: a connoisseur of porn.
Persons whos eyes bleed and their soul is emptied by the consumption of so much porn they earn the title "pornoisseur" and become subject matter experts on internet, video, sex scene and/or other porn matters.
pornoisseur by Eric VonUlmer November 25, 2006
Pornnoisseur
Certainly, there was a host of different dishes hot and steamy to cater to the tastes of pornnoisseur.
Can you send me Jennifer Lawrence nudies? I know you are a pornnoisseur.
Like the original structure, his piece has a beauty that lures pornnoisseurs.
Can you send me Jennifer Lawrence nudies? I know you are a pornnoisseur.
Like the original structure, his piece has a beauty that lures pornnoisseurs.
Pornnoisseur by Lab Effort January 14, 2015
Pornoisseur
Combination of the words ‘porn’ and ‘connoisseur’ to indicate someone (male or female) who is a discerning and responsible consumer of pornography, as opposed to someone who wanks off to whatever they can find or someone whose tastes are highly dubious.
A pornoisseur:
* possesses a great deal of knowledge about pornography and awareness of its genres, gained over many years, but is not remotely interested in viewing anything sick, abusive or illegal
* has informed and discriminating taste and can distinguish the good porn from the bad
* enjoys porn and recommends it to their friends as part of a healthy sexual relationship
A pornoisseur:
* possesses a great deal of knowledge about pornography and awareness of its genres, gained over many years, but is not remotely interested in viewing anything sick, abusive or illegal
* has informed and discriminating taste and can distinguish the good porn from the bad
* enjoys porn and recommends it to their friends as part of a healthy sexual relationship
Yeah, I suppose you could call me a pornoisseur: I spent ages in a sex shop the other day choosing DVDs. There’s a lot to take into consideration as those DVDs ain’t cheap!: production values, how hot are the women, how hot are the men, how long is it, what’s the genre…
Pornoisseur by mona_minchiata April 16, 2009
Pornosaurus
An old, outdated and therefore enormous computer reserved only for porn. This phenomena generally occurs because one does not wish to soil their new computer with viruses, embarrassing history, and jizz.
Hey why is the touchpad on Matt's old computer covered with like old honey or someth... oh wait... fucking pornosaurus...
Pornosaurus by Im not giving my real fucking December 3, 2013
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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