Pornobater 

Someone who masturbates excessively--a minimum of 3 times per day--to porn.

Jim can't keep his eyes off of Pornhub or his hand off of his dick. What a pornobater!

Pornobater by Richardjeeves March 28, 2019

pornobyte 

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.

Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.

pornobyte by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

pornometer 

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.

"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."

pornometer by Costco October 26, 2007

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I think I'll bring my Hustler magazine to the bathroom so I can pornobate while I'm taking a shit.

My girlfiend caught me pornobating online when she walked in my room without knocking first.

Pornobate by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

Pornomaster

The master of porn, also known as the pornski. One who derives great pleasure from acts that could be associated with pornography.

Man, that guy is such a pornomaster. Hey, check out the pornomaster.

Pornomaster by boomgotthem January 19, 2009

Porneatery 

When someone sick with a gastrointestinal bug or on a diet watches Food Network and covets.

Bob has had the stomach bug for a week and I caught him yesterday watching Guy Fieri and engaging in porneatery.

I hate Sharrons diet, all she does is watch Alton Brown and porneat.

Porneatery by UnapologeticApologetic January 21, 2011

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I brought my Hustler magazine in the bathroom so I could pornobate while taking a shit.

My girlfriend caught me pornobating online when she came in my room without knocking first.

Pornobate by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010