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Porning Out

When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.
Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.
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Porning out

To overload oneself with pornography so that one might be left in a state of exhaustion following long masturbation sessions.
You see that dude over there with 3 monitors full of porn? Yeah man he's porning out.
Porning out by Syntactyx August 26, 2013

Pornin’ out 

When someone watches porn for extended lengths of time almost obsessively.
Anataya could not help himself, stealing the DVD player out of the bathroom he was pornin’ out in.

Anthony is always pornin’ out in the publix restroom,” Meghan told to Lee.
Pornin’ out by MamaNasty May 22, 2022

Pooning Out 

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.
"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"
Pooning Out by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

Pooning Out 

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.
"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"
Pooning Out by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022
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I hit a real purple patch.

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