The holy anthem we all know but are afraid to admit because it shows that we watch porn. Legend says that if you play it near your stepsister, she'll start thirsting for your juice. The results are even better if she's in a laundry room.
You: *phone plays the Pornhub Community Intro*
Your stepsister: Hey stepbro, I'm stuck in the washing machine. Can you help me?
You: Sure! *brings her a "package"*
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.