porn virus

A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.

100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.

Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.

Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!

Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!

porn virus by ohthelulz August 15, 2020

Word of the Day on August 17, 2020

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Porn Virus

Refers to the increased jacking-off whilst at home in COVID19 isolation.

"I have corona but I also have the porn virus"

Porn Virus by mouldlottery August 23, 2020

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Porn Virus

A virus you can get on your computer, tablet, smartphone, or game console from watching a bunch of porn from certain websites. Porn Viruses are hard to remove and can ruin your computer or any kind of electronic device.

Me: Shit, I got a porn virus on my computer. I’m unable to access the internet, and this computer is not doing what I want it to do. This is like the coronavirus for electronic devices.

Porn Virus by AntiCircumcisionMan August 17, 2020

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HISOKA PORN VIRUS

WHEN SOMEONE SENDS YOU A LINK WITH HISOKA NUDES PORN FEATURING GON DONT CLICK IT OR YOU WILL CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPSLOOK

OH NO I HAVE HISOKA PORN VIRUS

HISOKA PORN VIRUS by Maybe if you stanned Loona b1s September 1, 2020

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Pornovirus

A computer virus contracted while watching porn. Derived from either clicking on the dodgy ads, popup malware or by downloading a video for later use. Notoriously hard to clean from your system, pornovirus often requires reformatting to achieve a full cure.

Goddammit! I was fapping on YouPorn and got a pornovirus again!!!

Pornovirus by epicflog October 27, 2017

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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