mouldlottery's definitions

Porn Virus

Refers to the increased jacking-off whilst at home in COVID19 isolation.

"I have corona but I also have the porn virus"

by mouldlottery August 23, 2020

CoronaBro

A roommate who undergoes isolation from COVID19 with you. Due to the restrictions in social life, he may be the one that keeps you sane.

"I missed my girlfriend, but I am glad to have had my CoronaBro"

by mouldlottery August 24, 2020

Watermelon Sugar

A yeast infection of the vagina and tissues at the opening of the vagina. Usually caused by washing the pussy with soap and abrasive cleaners. The pussy then looks like a watermelon and the yeast produces a sweet watery substance. The sweet substance can be addicting, which is why guys get "high" after going down.

"Hey babe, I can taste that watermelon sugar, I think you need to see a doctor."
"Doctor! I think I have watermelon sugar."
"I have prescribed some antibiotics to treat your watermelon sugar".

by mouldlottery August 23, 2020