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porn pretty 

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
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Too pretty for porn 

The idea that there is a subset of women who are actually too good looking to ever appear in pornography. It arises because even if these particular women did want to make a living off their looks/body they would have many more and better options than porn, for example acting or modelling.

Pretty Enough for Porn 

A girl who is not really pretty, but is serviceable and has a knock out body (particularly if she has big tits) making her suitable Porn Star material.
Jessica Simpson has big teeth, but she is Pretty Enough for Porn.

Pornopretty 

A mediocre looking woman who's attractiveness increases only when she's naked
That girl there is pornopretty
Pornopretty by Slipknot#28 May 11, 2015
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026