Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.
by Gübar September 18, 2003
Get the porn patchmug. When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway
this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde
by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009
Get the Porn Patchmug. When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010
Get the Cabbage Patch Pornmug.