Porn Patch 

When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway

this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde

Porn Patch by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009

porn patch 

Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.

To Barber - "I'd like a porn patch please".

porn patch by Gübar September 18, 2003

Cabbage Patch Porn 

When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window

hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?

Cabbage Patch Porn by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010

Pornpetch 

Pornpetch is the quiet and can come across stand off-ish but once you break him out of his shell he’s the sweetest, goofiest and most supportive guy around. Hugging him feels like hugging a friendly grizzly bear and smells fantastic all the time. You can call him if you’re in a 911 situation.

Pornpetch always gets orange chicken from Panda Express and shares it with me :)

Pornpetch by Kunmachine November 23, 2021