the music heard in porno's, some songs are good, others make you want to punch a baby. Also the music you put on while having sex, the tempo of the music is important as it sets the pace for the session, too fast of a tempo leads to the guy finishing too fast, too slow a tempo leads to the girl falling asleep. Slow ride by Foghat is a popular tune when it comes to porn groove.
Guy 1: Dude what the f*ck were you listening to with ashley last night?
Guy 2: Slow ride, I had to get that porn groove going to make the night last
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.