porn dwarf

A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.
Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...
by The Scotsman September 28, 2005
mugGet the porn dwarfmug.

Porn Dwarf

Vertically-challenged skin artiste.
Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time
by European Bob May 01, 2003
mugGet the Porn Dwarfmug.

Dwarf Porn

Dwarf Porn is the recorded fluff bumping of small people.
Two small people bonking. Could include more than one midget or dwarf.

A classic Dwarf Porn adventure for example would be Snowwhite and the Seven Porn Dwarfs.
by Porno Andy May 08, 2012
mugGet the Dwarf Pornmug.