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Porn bot 

On YouTube, there are two types of porn bots:

1) The porn bots that replies to popular comments with their oversexualized NSFW pfp

2) The porn bots that just says random gibberish in another language with a malicious link in between the gibberish
"YouTube please do something against these awful porn bots. Having bots like these isn't something to show with pride."
One of those annoying spammer programs in chatrooms that sits there spouting random gibberish such as "I'm naked on my profile - go look!", "Any lonely boys want to chat?" and other such drivel. These irritating little bastards can PM you as well, and some even have a rudimentary parsing facility so they can pretend to be human. Pretty soon chatrooms will be full of these little critters talking to each other, while all the real people will have found girl/boyfriends and got themselves productive jobs.
BOT: a/s/l
ME: Fuck off you twat
BOT: That's great, my name's Alicia. Want to chat?
ME: I rape pigs
BOT: come to my website, I'm naked ;)
ME: (presses IGNORE button)