porkin out

When one eats so much junk food the pants can not fit over the fat ass anymore.

Chick: My pants don't fit anymore

Dude: Bitch you porkin out!

by Realistfosho January 28, 2015

Parkin Out

Taking a siesta while running vulnerability scans in an IT environment.

Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!

Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.

Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!

by PixieRose April 2, 2009

Pornin’ out

When someone watches porn for extended lengths of time almost obsessively.

Anataya could not help himself, stealing the DVD player out of the bathroom he was pornin’ out in.

“Anthony is always pornin’ out in the publix restroom,” Meghan told to Lee.

by MamaNasty May 22, 2022