porkanater 

When you fuck a pig so hard you end up cooking it

Hey my dick is like a porkanater

porkanater by Bruh nice and good for the kid November 15, 2023

Perkinater 

A superhero that charges your mobile phone when it's low on battery!

Damsel in Distress - Oh no, my mobile phone battery has died!

Perkinater - Don't worry ma'am, I'll help you (Perkinater then charges phone with his special powers)

Perkinater by The Perkinater February 28, 2013

Porkanite 

The mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.

Also known as: Porkatite, Rock Chops, Cubic Porkonium, or Porkrete

Holy shit, I almost broke a tooth when I bit into that fucking porkanite you gave me for dinner.

Porkanite by SimpsonVonTouchingWanghardyeah March 23, 2011

Porkaterian 

Somebody who only eats pork

I only eat pork, I'm a porkaterian

Porkaterian by P.Coley July 3, 2020