Pork Meat

tight, rosey faced, thick necked men that are wide in stature and large in the chest and shoulder area. this does not make them fat however, think more like "scandinavian wrestler"types. they have shiney skin pulled tight with a pork like quality. these men usually have larger heads with chubby cheeks. pork meat will usually be fair but some darker skin versions are seen rairly.

so i went on that blind date you set me up and dude when i got there the guy was total Pork Meat

by lily addams January 6, 2011

pork truncheon meat

the male genitalia sans the testicles; the penis.

Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.

by Patrick Baffersty December 23, 2007

all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question

My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017