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porch cookie

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A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.
Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
porch cookie by FrameDragging December 9, 2020
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porch cookie • COOKIE POOCH • cookie pouch • porch dick • porch • Porch Beer • Porch Couch • Porch Pirate • Porch Time • porch weed

COOKIE POOCH 

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EATING TOO MANY COOKIES, PASTRIES, DESSERTS, ETC ETC...
TRUC ATE TOO MANY COOKIES THIS MONTH AND IS DEVELOPING A COOKIE POOCH.

GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!

AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!
COOKIE POOCH by Koa Nani July 11, 2017
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cookie pouch 

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A cutesy name for the primordial pouch on a cat's stomach. Specifically applies to chonkers, or cats with very prominent pouches.
Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.
cookie pouch by Mikalhvi July 9, 2022
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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Hair spider

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
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bullshot

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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026
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