porch cookie

"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."

porch cookie by odbal. August 29, 2021

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porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

porch cookie by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

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porch cookie • COOKIE POOCH • cookie pouch • porch dick • porch • Porch Beer • Porch Couch • Porch Pirate • Porch Time • porch weed

COOKIE POOCH

EATING TOO MANY COOKIES, PASTRIES, DESSERTS, ETC ETC...

TRUC ATE TOO MANY COOKIES THIS MONTH AND IS DEVELOPING A COOKIE POOCH.

GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!

AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!

COOKIE POOCH by Koa Nani July 11, 2017

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cookie pouch

A cutesy name for the primordial pouch on a cat's stomach. Specifically applies to chonkers, or cats with very prominent pouches.

Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.

cookie pouch by Mikalhvi July 9, 2022

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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