A prostitute on house arrest.
"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
by odbal. August 29, 2021
Get the porch cookie mug.Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
by FrameDragging December 9, 2020
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TRUC ATE TOO MANY COOKIES THIS MONTH AND IS DEVELOPING A COOKIE POOCH.
GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!
AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!
GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!
AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!
by Koa Nani July 11, 2017
Get the COOKIE POOCH mug.A cutesy name for the primordial pouch on a cat's stomach. Specifically applies to chonkers, or cats with very prominent pouches.
Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.
by Mikalhvi July 9, 2022
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