Popularity Contest 

noun- any high school class president election - ever.

Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.

Popularity Contest by Corn Flake October 26, 2006

popularity contest 

n. What you get when you take two dogs, three cats and a sack and shake vigorously

When I was in seventh grade, everything was a popularity contest. If you had too few friends, if you were too mean, too nice, too perky, too apathetic, too anything, you were a weirdo or a freak.

popularity contest by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra June 23, 2007

poopularity contest 

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.

A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

poopularity contest by mothercocker May 28, 2011

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Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020