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popularity contest 

n. What you get when you take two dogs, three cats and a sack and shake vigorously
When I was in seventh grade, everything was a popularity contest. If you had too few friends, if you were too mean, too nice, too perky, too apathetic, too anything, you were a weirdo or a freak.

poopularity contest 

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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