dude, i just got back from an early season ride on my motorcycle, i should have wore long underwear because i have popsicle penis.
by schippy March 21, 2009
When you get your dick sucked like a Popsicle but it’s covered in green diarrhea giving off the effect that you’re sucking a melting popsicle covered in freshly cut grass
Jake: DUDE you missed it! I was anally fucking my boy Ryan and he shit all over my cock! I took my cock out and it was covered in green diarrhea. I made him get on his knees and give me a Popsicle Penis Grass because it’s not everyday you have green diarrhea on your throbbing dong!
by GanTheMan420 May 13, 2023
When you put a penis in a freezer and it gets really really cold. Frozen even. It is now a penis popsicle. Penis penis.
by plinco flock o' penis February 22, 2011