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the puppy man 

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
the puppy man by Constable June 19, 2022

poopy man 

a large piece of fecal matter that climbs out of the toilet and eats you. and screws yo momma
damn man did you see the poopy man last night...nahh man my ass hid...but i sure did hear my momma a yellin
poopy man by sexy anus January 2, 2008

Poopy Man 

"Hey Darren, who is your favourite musician?"
"Poopy Man obviously, Poo Bum Poo Bum is lyrical genius!!"

"I went on a date with this guy the other day and he was so hot, and his music taste was even better than his body!"
"No way! What music did he like?"
"He said he loves Poopy Man!"
"wow, he is a keeper. You should make it official and name your first born child after Poopy Man"
Poopy Man by music lover 3829 February 24, 2023

poopy man tv 

a man on tghe = pooptv lol
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv
poopy man tv by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026