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the puppy man 

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
the puppy man by Constable June 19, 2022

poopy man 

a large piece of fecal matter that climbs out of the toilet and eats you. and screws yo momma
damn man did you see the poopy man last night...nahh man my ass hid...but i sure did hear my momma a yellin
poopy man by sexy anus January 2, 2008

Poopy Man 

"Hey Darren, who is your favourite musician?"
"Poopy Man obviously, Poo Bum Poo Bum is lyrical genius!!"

"I went on a date with this guy the other day and he was so hot, and his music taste was even better than his body!"
"No way! What music did he like?"
"He said he loves Poopy Man!"
"wow, he is a keeper. You should make it official and name your first born child after Poopy Man"
Poopy Man by music lover 3829 February 24, 2023

poopy man tv 

a man on tghe = pooptv lol
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv
poopy man tv by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024