poppa smurf

Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.

That dick looks likes poppa smurf

by Ohhh Donny July 12, 2007

Poppa Smurf

To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!

"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"

by Chip Foster September 18, 2006

Poppa Smurf

An engorging penis.

"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."

by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018