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Popeye’s Biscuit 

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something
“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

Popeye's biscuit 

Dry; Sore; Thirsty (throat)
e.g. My throat feels Popeye's biscuity recently and I kept coughing

Popeyes Biscuit 

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.
"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

Popeyes Biscuit 

Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???
Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate

Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!

Kinapper: I have no choice..

Kyle: ???

Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER

Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

popeyes biscuit 

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy
oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
popeyes biscuit by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Popeyes biscuit 

When you fuck your partner without foreplay
Guy: Babe let’s fuck

Girl: but I’m dry right now.

Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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