Popcorned

To get launched out of a seat by a car airbag detonation.

Dude pranked his boss hard when he popcorned him out of his chair.

by TheJDH May 7, 2016

Popcorned

Popcorned is the past tense version of the sexual act between a male and a female, where the male sticks his penis in the female's vagina as they lay missionary on a trampoline, while his buddies jump up and down, causing the 'popcorn' effect. This act can be accomplished with as little as one couple acting as the kernel, and two participants to bounce them around. Safety regulations restrict the number of kernels on any one 'popping' to 3, as the number of 'poppers' must rise accordingly.

Popcorning is thought to work with the girl on top, though it has never been attempted that I know of. To be a female participant in 'popcorning' is to be 'popped', or 'corned' for short. The participants who apply the force to bounce are known as the 'poppers'.

Popcorned: The sexual act of penetration while lying still on a trampoline as other participants apply the needed force to bounce.

Jimmy: 'Did you hear she got popcorned?'
Johnny: 'What the hell does that mean?'
Jimmy: 'I banged her on the trampoline by having my buddies jump up and down on it, you know, popcorning.'
Johnny: 'I've never heard of it, but it sounds fun!'

by bgKnoccOut April 20, 2017

popcorned

Eating tons of corn, then shitting in your girlfriend's mouth.

"How was your date last night?" - Suzie
"It went well, but he popcorned me, that was unexpected." - Tara

by Bustin Jeiber October 3, 2010

Popcorned

Eating corn then farting a piece of it out of your butthole

Brigid Moskowitz said “Sophie! I just popcorned, womp womp, please get me another pair of underwear schlo”

by Crazyshartlady February 4, 2022

Popcorned

A nice way to say stop talking especially if you’re beating a point to death. It’s like a safeword for too much talking about a subject matter or too much talking in general. Just like popcorn which burns easy after 2 min, good conversations need a safe way out of they are going too long but need to not be rushed either

Person 1: “Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah...blah blah blah, and blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah (2 min later) blah”
Person 2: “Popcorned!”
Person 1: “Ah, ok.”

by Fact Based Person February 3, 2018

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Popcorn Police

Popcorn Police are the armed guards who work at the movie theater. Their main function is active shooter situations and to protect the theater staff. However, sometimes they get bored and chase noisy teenagers out of the movies. Or catch kids sneaking into the theater or into other movies after theirs has ended.

"I don't want to sneak into this movie. The Popcorn Police will catch us!" "The Popcorn police are eyeballing our group. We better be quiet."

by Valhalla MMA April 22, 2019