poptard 

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

poptard by jiro August 14, 2003

poptard 

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

poptard by Codeh May 27, 2006

poptard 

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

poptard by only one miguel July 20, 2006

Poptard 

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

Poptard by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018

Poptard 

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

Poptard by LOLmonkey February 3, 2008

poptard 

Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

poptard by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003

Poptard 

One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.

Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."

Poptard by Schween D'Borscht January 5, 2009