poot poot

it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart

i poot poot you.

by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019

Poot

Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)

Excuse me, I just pooted.

by Stéphane Viau February 10, 2005

poot

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

by Ryan January 30, 2004

Poot

Poot is a unrecognized sibling of the world famous Demi Lovato. She came out to the world through Twitter, where she states she was "locked in a basement her whole life," (@OfficialPoot on Twitter). We don't know much about Poot, other than what is stated in her Twitter bio.

"Poot! Clean the dishes before your famous sister gets home!"

by sweglord123456789 October 20, 2015

poot-poot

robvious's pet name, he <3s it when you call him poot-poot.

aww, I love you too poot-poot.

by ZEROKOOL234 April 7, 2004

poot

Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".

Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**

Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"

Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"

Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**

by SenorMusk August 28, 2007

Poote

verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;

"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"

"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"

noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"

by Oil Field Trash November 23, 2006