Poot

Demi Lovatos twin sister who was kept in the basement

"Go feed poot" said mom "No She must not eat" said Demi

by JakeCBerlin November 2, 2015

Poot Poot

1.Used to describe superhuman abilities to plug in "Plug Ins" into a wall jack or outlet

2.A slang term for Jesus Juice

3. When an asian person farts and smells like sunny delight

1.My house smells minty fresh! I got summ'a'tat poot poot in me

2.Yeah Tommy, suck that poot poot.

3. Id like a glass of Poot Poot on the rocks please?

(noun) Try summ'a tis Poot Poot. Itll make you forget your mom and dad are divorced.
(adj) Can you smell that citrus pootness?
(pronoun) Oh those dam poots raped that waffle
(verb) WHO THE FUCK POOTED ON My THIGH?
(adverb) Im pootly satisfied!

by A. Kwokster April 15, 2007

pooting

The term used when someone farts in another persons face.

Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*

by JayGulBard May 15, 2007

poot

A a sudden passing of gas that is neither heard or smelled, but can be felt as a bubble in the back of one's jeans.

Sitting in class, Jeremy was glad that no one had noticed him poot, but was still uncomfortable with the gas left in his pants.

by darles chickens January 7, 2010

Poot

A word used to describe a person that is skilled at picking things up with their foot.

"Yo can you grab that pencil I dropped for me"

"I dont want to"
"My hands are full and besides, you are such a poot"

by pootmaster May 12, 2022

Poot

An onomatopeic expression that is the only way to describe the noise made when a small rodent spontaneously combusts.

Poot! -mouse bursts into ball of flames-

by Tazar The Yoot July 11, 2008

Poot

An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.

After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.

by Mr. Dwayne May 20, 2005