A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.
In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
Guy 1: ¿Por qué comiste todo el pastel? (Why did you eatthe whole cake?
Guy 2: Comí todo el pastel porque tuve hambre. (I ate the whole cake because I was hungry.)
When you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. You will probablyautomatically wipe your bottom but this isn't crucial.
'Oh gawwd, I just had a pooque. It don't stink that bad!'