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poop packer 

The little tiny man in side of your bum that packs your poop in the corn to make it whole again. so when you poop it out it comes out the way it went in.
Hey man, I sure ate a lot of corn tonight...them poop packers got their work cut out for them!!!
poop packer by TAKS33 February 5, 2009

Poop packer 

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!
The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.
Poop packer by Jamgar January 20, 2024

Poppy Parker

Poppy Parker is a ginger girl with very blue eyes. She has awful style and sucks at hair. She is obsessed with her brothers friend TADDY and wants to be with him but he rejected her. She loves teddies as well. She’s so mean and rude but can be funny very rarely. She has an amazing best friend called lydia who she aspires to be. Everyone needs a betch like poppy in their life.
I met a poppy Parker today

Poor you
Poppy Parker by Befri November 4, 2021

Parker Poop 

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.
Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!
Parker Poop by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

Parkersburg Poop Plug 

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.
Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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