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Poopy Mama Bear

Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.
The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.
Poopy Mama Bear by DeadGokuJokes November 10, 2018

pooky bear 

Garfield's bear. Pooky allows Garfield to show his other side. He's a teddy bear extraordinaire; cuddly, understanding, and always there when Garfield needs him. Plus he never tries to hog Garfield's blanket or food. Garfield likes that.
raymond is my pooky bear <3

pooky bear 

"Do you want wet food pooky bear?"
pooky bear by TitsMgee April 25, 2006

poppy bear 

The most amazing non human thing
For ex: oh hi poppy boo/bear is used to day hi to a bunny or pet that can be used by any name but mostly poppy boo/bear in a hurtful situation for n/a names that don’t want to be said or done
Line1: oh hi poppy your so amazing and cute
Line2: not as much as I use poppy bear
Line1:rephrase ?
Line2: yea
Line1:oh hi poppy your such a poppy bear
poppy bear by Mizkuki-¡ May 29, 2021

Stepped in Bear Poop 

"Stepped in Bear Poop" simply descibes someone who received or is receiving a ticket from a the police as a result of speeding trap set by law enforcement to ticket speeding cars. It is commonly used among CB operators in North America.
"That speedy red car convertible finally stepped in Bear poop."

teddy bear poop 

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered
I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop