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Poopspit is the mucussy not quite poop, poop that looks more like you just hocked a loogie.
Jimmy had the runs and before he could demolish the inside of the toilet, he poopspitted all over the seat and had to sit in the poopspit.
poopspit by Featuring_42 July 21, 2023
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poopsmithery 

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.
My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.
poopsmithery by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

The Poopshitters 

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection
Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*
The Poopshitters by Large Fumes February 19, 2021
n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery
My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.
poopsmith by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

poopshitter

An individual that shits and accomplishes shitting
I am poopshitter
poopshitter by Jghay March 26, 2020

Poopshitting 

I'll be coming in a minute! i'm still poopshitting.
Poopshitting by mike hawk islarj February 16, 2022

the poopsmith

Works for the King of Town and shovels whatsit. Has taken a vow of silence.
Spin N' Say:The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
the poopsmith by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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