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poopsnort 

When you're banging a girl in the butthole, and your penis eats the poop in the girl's anal cavity. Then you pull out and pee a poop in a thin line, and you proceed to snort it like cocaine. The girl then puts her vagina into your nose and it eats the poop you just snorted, and then the cycle repeats until all the poop is used up.
I've had a crazy headache ever since I decided to poopsnort with Natalie Portman.
poopsnort by WhiteRaper July 7, 2014
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Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016

poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop
Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

poopsloth 

A lazy person who uses the bathroom to get out of doing stuff
Mom: Hey, could you clean your room?
Son: I gotta go to the bathroom
Mom: Don't be a poopsloth and clean up!
poopsloth by IBelieveIcanFly January 6, 2014

poopsnatcher 

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.
Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.
poopsnatcher by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
pooportunity by nylek May 6, 2009

Window of Pooportunity 

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.