poop-tread

Aggressive shoe tread that offers no more traction than slick-bottomed soles but easily catches and carries poop until the tread comes in contact with any carpeted surface.

These are poop-tread boots!

by Michael Kelsey January 27, 2004

Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

Poopreading

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.

Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.

by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009