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When someone startles you or something jumps out at you. It may or may not involve a poop.
Eric you better not Poop Up on me. Give me a warning before you come over
poop up by RoxyB April 28, 2021

poop up a storm 

The act of pooping a insane inhuman-like amount.
Guy 1- Hey bro, last night I was so full I could poop up a storm!

Guy 2- Really dude? I feel bad for you.
poop up a storm by Hunter1213 February 18, 2017

poop roll-up 

Poop roll-up is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unrolls a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: the poop roll-up. This is when the player carefully rolls the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.
I left a poop roll-up in my girlfriend's parents' house the other day. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!
poop roll-up by werdslaya August 10, 2012

poop't up squak 

a slightly more polite version of "fucked up shit."
when i noticed that the football players in the locker room all had weasels hanging out of their bums i ran and told everyone about that poop't up squak!
poop't up squak by dahosebeast April 7, 2003

poop't up squak 

i saw some poop't up squak in the dressing room of the transvestite clothing store!
poop't up squak by devi December 18, 2002

Cornhole Up The Poop Chute

Anal sex....vigorously....as in balls slapping the butt cheeks while fucking the living shit out of someone in the ass.
"Tonight, I'm really going to give that skank from the office a little cornhole up the poop chute. She won't be able to shit for a week."