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The Poop That Took A Pee 

A book from the hit show South Park, written by Leopald Butters Stotch. It is supposed to be raunchy and disguisting as Butters said. It might have been, according to some people on South Park who read it, but it had another thought. An ugly lady was encouraged to kill the Kardashian sisters after reading that book, making the book banned.
Leopald Butters Stotch wrote "The Poop That Took A Pee, " which encouraged a lady to kill the Kardashian sisters, which got the book banned, along with Scrotie Mcboogerballs, which Butters lied about writting after his friends Cartman, Kyle, Kenney, and Stan wrote, but then made Butters believe he wrote it, and then he took credit, and then got it banned with his other book.

I'd poop on that. 

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.
-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-

turn that poop into wine 

To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?

Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes

Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.

its that poop again

Lighting a bag of poop on fire at someone's doorstep repeatedly. When they come outside no one is there and they scream "its that poop again."
"its that poop again"

"dont put it out with your boots ted!"
"Dont tell me my business devil woman!"
Billy Madison.

crank that poop 

its when a dude poops all over a cup and some girl eats it and poops it back out in the same
Dude i just Crank That poop all over this chick last night
crank that poop by milesfiles January 4, 2008

that one poop 

That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process
Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop

Bro 2: bro, no fucking way
that one poop by Lsmwarrior69 November 4, 2013
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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