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Poop skid 

Tiny pieces of shit coming out of your ass and leaving skid marks inside of your toilet.
Dude I just took a shit and left a poop skid in the toilet.
Poop skid by Sabresfan11 January 6, 2011
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poop skiddy fart pants 

A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.
(pu:p·skid)

1. n. A smear of fecal matter left on a toilet bowl after use, usually from the spiraling motion of the feces while flushing. The most popular methods of removal are: a second flush, or cleaning with a toilet brush or plunger. Alternatively, if accurate enough, males can use the force of urine to dislodge the remaining excrement during the next urination.

2. n. Smears of fecal matter left on underwear after use, usually from the underwear wearer failing to remove the feces from the ass crack after a doogen.
The poopskid left on Saturday morning was probably black because of all the beers I drank Friday night. I left it on the toilet to gross out my roommates.
poopskid by theCougAbides July 28, 2008

poopskiddies

an alternate for "shit" or "fuck", like when you mess up. poopskids can also be used in this context, for it is the same thing minus the "iddie"
*drops phone*
"POOPSKIDDIES"
poopskiddies by lizzle! May 5, 2009
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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