1. n. A smear of fecal matter left on a toilet bowl after use, usually from the spiraling motion of the feces while flushing. The most popular methods of removal are: a second flush, or cleaning with a toilet brush or plunger. Alternatively, if accurate enough, males can use the force of urine to dislodge the remaining excrement during the next urination.
2. n. Smears of fecal matter left on underwear after use, usually from the underwear wearer failing to remove the feces from the ass crack after a doogen.
The poopskid left on Saturday morning was probably black because of all the beers I drank Friday night. I left it on the toilet to gross out my roommates.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'