poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.

I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!

by salami! February 2, 2024

poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop

I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.

by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014

poopself

The pronoun of a giant turd-like person.

She Her Hers Herself

He Him His Himself
They Them Theirs Themself
Poo Poops Poops Poopself

He has a dollar. --->Poo has a dollar.
The dollar is his.--->The dollar is poops.
He bought himself a friend. --->Poo bought poopself a friend.
His friend hates him.--->poops friend hates poops.

by kg3 July 3, 2015