poop pourri 

It’s a product you spray on the toilet water just before you have a little poopsie and instead of a horrible stench it smells like roses and pretty flowers are coming out of your butt – not sure how it masks the noise that usually accompanies this act .

Fabreez : "Is this the stuff in that stinky van in the walmart parking lot"
John: "not this fuken time, its poop pourri

poop pourri by Butter-Val October 29, 2013

Poopourri 

Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.

Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!

Poopourri by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

poopourri 

When two people sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls take a shit concurrently, creating a mixture of shitty odors. Can be accented with the addition of ineffective bathroom spray, which enhances the aroma with the slight smell of flowers.

What the hell did we eat? We just made a poopourri! Hurry, spray some air freshener and light a match!

poopourri by Velliemay August 3, 2012

Poopourri 

n. any fragrant aerosol spray used to provide cover for offensive odors emanating from one's own ass or another.

Roomate walks by the bathroom and yells at the door:

Dude! how about spraying some of that poopourri up in there?? Dayyumm!

Poopourri by Contrl12 February 22, 2009

poopourri 

The smell after a shit and after you've sprayed air freshener but now just smell fancy shit.

I had to crap at my girlfriends house and tried to cover up the smell with Febreze but it just ended up smelling like poopourri.

poopourri by wait4eaos June 22, 2009

Poopourri 

1. When the smell of shit us so strong that even air freshener doesn’t mask it but only serves to create a slightly floral hint to the shit smell.

2. Shit potpourri. One that smells so bad you wouldn’t even buy it.

What the fuck use is spraying air freshener? Now it just smells like poopourri!

I ain’t buying that shit. “Poopourri” more like.

Poopourri by JT Penguin May 26, 2018

Poopourri 

Diaper scent that masks the smell of human excrement.

The baby took a giant shit, but fortunately we had the diaper sprayed with poopourri and it masked the smell.

Poopourri by 0neHugeWang! January 7, 2024

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Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026